Asteroid The Size Of A City Block Expected To Fly Past Earth This Weekend

Yes, another one.  And this one is reportedly the size of a city block.

Not to fear: Scientists tell us it’s 600,000 miles away from earth.  What’s scary is that they can’t detect these things until they’re real close, not like it would matter much anyway– because Bruce Willis is getting old and Ben Affleck is preoccupied with making films that glorify the Carter administration.  Regardless, I’d like to have a little more than a four day, “heads up” to get my affairs in order if we discover one of these monsters is heading toward earth.

How long before one of these asteroids the size of Omaha smashes into a major city, unleashing a dust cloud of death that blocks out the sun??  And all this time I was worried about my investment portfolio.

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